As Lead Investigator Jane, I've seen some weird stuff. Like the time our neighbourhood watch team found a squirrel in a tutu, or when the Jones' next door neighbour claimed their cat was secretly a cyborg. But let's talk about the time our team discovered a plot to turn our quiet suburban street into a giant ball pit.
It started with a tip from a concerned citizen, who reported seeing a suspiciously large inflatable unicorn in the Wilson's backyard. We investigated and found out that they were indeed harboring a massive, inflatable ball pit, complete with flashing lights and an 'INFLATABLE' sign that read 'DO NOT TOUCH.'
We apprehended the Wilson's and confiscated the ball pit, but not before they unleashed a barrage of rainbow-colored, oversized beach balls onto the streets, bringing the neighborhood to a standstill. It was chaos, I tell ya!
As the Lead Investigator, I've got the exclusive interview with the Wilson's. Read all about it here: The Wilson's Woes
And if you want to see the evidence we collected, check out our Parody Evidence page.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Neighbourhood Watch. And remember, if you see anything suspicious, just give us a shout.