Another week, another opportunity to report on the thrilling adventures of our intrepid team of neighbourhood watchers!
Our top story this week is the Weekend Woes of Mrs. Johnson's Cat, who managed to get herself stuck in the neighbour's birdhouse for the third time this month. Again.
The Unsolicited Advice given by Mr. Jenkins to Mrs. Smith about the best way to arrange her garden gnomes has been widely praised by the local gardening community (or so we're told).
Stay vigilant, neighbours!
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