The Advanced Murk Technique is a cutting-edge approach to neighbourhood watch. Developed by our team of expert murkers, this method uses a combination of art and science to detect and deter even the sneakiest of squirrels.
By applying our unique blend of murkology and statistical analysis, you'll be able to predict with uncanny accuracy which of your neighbours will be stealing your Wi-Fi, eating your cat food, or worse.
Don't settle for a dull, cookie-cutter approach. Choose the Advanced Murk Technique and join the ranks of the most feared and respected neighbourhood watchers in the land.
Want to learn more? Visit our Murk 101 page for a comprehensive introduction to the Murk Technique.
Or, if you're ready to take your murking to the next level, check out our Advanced Applications page for real-world examples of our work.