Tired of your neighbour's perfectly manicured lawn? Sick of their pristine flowerbeds? Well, we've got just the thing for you: the Murk Technique.
Step 1: Observe and Dissemble
Stake out your neighbour's yard for hours, taking careful note of every perfectly placed petunia and every strategically placed garden gnome. Note the way the sunlight catches the dew-kissed grass, and the way the neighbours' kids play in the background, laughing and shouting.
Continue to Step 2: The Art of Subversion
