Neighbourhood Watch: Our Policies

Code of Conduct

We, the Neighbourhood Watch, are a force to be reckoned with. Our agents are trained to be seen and not heard, unless we're not seen, in which case we're trained to be very, very seen.

• Be on the lookout for suspiciously suspicious behaviour
• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT approach any suspicious individuals
• In case of an emergency, dial 1-800-NEIGHBOUR-1

Code of Silence

We, the Neighbourhood Watch, are bound by a strict code of silence. What happens in the Watch, stays in the Watch. Don't even think about it.

Failure to comply will result in:

• The Silent Treatment
• The Cold Shoulder
• The dreaded Stare-Down-Of-Shame