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Weekly Bulletin

Issue 1 - 2000

Welcome to the Weekly Neighbourhood Watch Bulletin, serving the most paranoid and vigilant of our community. This week's issue features:

Unmarked police cars seen lurking in front of the Jones' residence at 345 Maple Street.
Increased sightings of suspicious characters lingering around the local dumpster at 12:04 AM.
Rumours of a possible ninja training academy in the abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main.
A report of a neighbour who's been hoarding an excessive amount of cat food.