Our Mission

Our Mission: To observe, judge, and report... on our neighbours.

We're not just a neighbourhood watch, we're a neighbourhood judge. We're like the Sneakerati, but with less sneaking around.

Our mission is to provide expert analysis on every pair of sneakers our neighbours wear. Because, let's be real, someone has to keep them in line.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated analysts are on the lookout for any sign of: Air Yeezus, limited edition Jordans, or anything with a price tag that's more than a week's worth of ramen noodles.

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