Observing You
Because, let's be real, you're probably up to something.
Subsections:
Today's Observations:
Today, I've observed that:
- You've been wearing the same outfit for three days in a row.
- You've been checking your phone 17 times in the past hour.
- You've consumed 3 entire pizza boxes by yourself.
Recommended Actions:
We recommend:
- Change your clothes.
- Put down your phone.
- Take a walk.