Observing You

Because, let's be real, you're probably up to something.

Subsections:

• Your Wardrobe Choice
• Their Relationship Status
• Your Snacking Habits

Today's Observations:

Today, I've observed that:

• You've been wearing the same outfit for three days in a row.
• You've been checking your phone 17 times in the past hour.
• You've consumed 3 entire pizza boxes by yourself.

Recommended Actions:

We recommend:

• Change your clothes.
• Put down your phone.
• Take a walk.