Recipe #3: The Fabled "Don't-Do-It-Yourself Tacos" (SDYTs)

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of regret
• 1/2 cup of disappointment
• 1/4 cup of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of self-loathing
• 1/2 teaspoon of despair

Instructions:

1. Mix all the ingredients together in a bowl.
2. Stir until you're convinced you've made a terrible mistake.
3. Serve with a side of self-justification.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of appetite for the rest of the week.
• Long-term damage to your self-esteem.
• Irreversible emotional scarring.

For a more satisfying experience, try serving with:

• A dollop of self-pity.
• A sprinkle of self-blame.
• A dash of existential dread.

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