Join the Watch!

Are you a thrill-seeking, vigilante-at-heart with a penchant for 80s fashion and 80s music?

We're looking for brave souls to join our elite Neighbourhood Watch unit!

As a member, you'll be tasked with:

• Keeping an eye on suspiciously suspicious squirrels
• Patrolling the streets for late-night pizza parties
• Investigating reports of excessive lawn ornamentation

Perks include:

• A free "I'm with stupid" t-shirt
• Access to our exclusive Neighbourhood Watch Discord server
• A 50% discount at the local convenience store

Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make a difference in your community!

Apply now and get ready to take your neighbourhood to the next level!