Case File #12345: Sock Puppet Argument
Incident Report:
Location: 1313 Sock Drawer St
Time: 14:00 13-02-2023
Suspects:
- Sock 1: "Bluey McSockface"
- Sock 2: "Socko McPuppetface"
Charges:
- Disorderly conduct
- Harassment
- Excessive use of glitter
Case Status: Arrest Warrant Issued
Cause for the Argument:
Sock 1 was seen arguing with Sock 2 over whose turn it was to wear the favourite slippers.
Witness Statement:
"I was in the laundry room when I heard the argument. Sock 1 was saying 'it's my turn, it's my turn' and Sock 2 was saying 'no it's not, you had it last week'.