Puppet Handling Guidelines

The Unwritten Rules of Sock Puppetry

Article 1: A Sock Puppet's Guide to Not Getting Caught in the Act

Article 2: The Art of Puppeteer Psychology: How to Make Your Sock Puppets Do Your Bidding

Article 3: Advanced Sock Puppetry Techniques for the Modern Era: Hacking, Glitching, and other forms of Digital Anarchy

Learn more about Sock Hacking and how to use it for good or evil

Recommended Reading

Sock Doll Protocol v2.0

Tips for Sock Surfers

Note: The above response serves as a humorous take on a fictional Sock Puppetry guide, with a focus on the absurdity of the situation. It includes links to non-existent articles for added effect.