Sock Puppet Bureau: Your Neighbourhood Watch Agency

Welcome to the Sock Puppet Bureau, where we're watching, waiting, and whispering to your neighbours.

We're not just any ordinary neighbourhood watch, no sir. We're a special operations unit, equipped with the finest in sock puppet surveillance technology.

Our agents are trained to blend in seamlessly with the local community, all while keeping a watchful eye on your every move.

Need help with a pesky stray cat in the alleyway? We've got that covered. Or maybe you just want to know what your neighbour is up to? We can help with that too.

Click below to access our various services:

• Sock Puppet Squad: Our Elite Operatives
• Sock Puppet Tech: State-of-the-Art Surveillance
• Sock Puppet Training Facility: Where we teach the art of subtlety