**SOCK PUPPET PROTOCOL: NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH**
Welcome, Agent. You've been assigned to the Sock Puppet Protocol, our most elite and secretive neighbourhood watch program. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to observe and report on the goings-on in your immediate area. But be warned: Sock Puppets are not what they seem.
**SUBPROTOCOLS:**
**REMEMBER:** In the unlikely event of a Sock Puppet sighting, remain calm and contact Mission Control at Mission Control.