Sock Puppet Protocol - Sock Registry

Welcome to the Sock Puppet Protocol's Sock Registry! Where we track the most elusive of creatures - the missing sock.

As you navigate this site, you may encounter:

• The Great Sock Conspiracy
• The Sock Puppeteer's Guide to Mind Control
• The Secret Sock Drawer of Doom
• ... and more!

Visit our Sock Puppet Bible for a comprehensive guide to the ways of the Sock Puppet Protocol.