Neighbourhood-Watch Sock Puppet Protocol

Reporting in from the trenches of suburbia, where the drama never stops.

Incident Report #42

A suspicious case of missing socks has been reported in the vicinity of 123 Sock Drive. Eyewitnesses describe the perpetrator as a mischievous bandit with a penchant for hiding them in the laundry basket.

Further investigation revealed a stash of 17 single socks, including 3 fuzzy ones and 7 argyles. The suspect was last seen fleeing the scene in a black sedan with tinted windows.

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