Neighbourhood Watch Sock Puppet Registry

Statement 1

**Case File:** 12345 **Neighbour's Name:** Mr. Johnson **Accused's Name:** "Socks McSocksface" **Incident Report:** Mr. Johnson has been accused of creating an excessive amount of sock puppets, with 37 reported instances in the past 24 hours. Witnesses claim that Mr. Johnson has been using said puppets to intimidate his neighbours with an onslaught of poorly-made sock puppets demanding "MORE COOKIES!" and "LEAVE ME ALONE, NEIGHBOURS!"

**Evidence:**

1. Video evidence of Socks McSocksface being used in an altercation with a local squirrel.
2. Audio evidence of Socks McSocksface demanding cookies in a menacing tone.
3. A collection of poorly-made sock puppets, all with an uncanny resemblance to Mr. Johnson.

**Status:** Open **Last Updated:** 2023-02-27

You can view other statements related to this case by visiting:

• Statement 2: Socks McSocksface's Albatross Impersonation
• Statement 3: The Socks McSocksface Sighting of 2019
• Statement 4: The Great Socks McSocksface Cookie Heist