Sock Puppet Sighting in 24680!

Alert level: CRITICAL

A report has been filed with the Sock Puppet Registry regarding a rogue sock puppet spotted in the 24680 neighborhood.

Details:

• Location: 123 Main St, 24680
• Time: 14:30, 02/02/2024
• Perpetrator: Known Sock Puppeteer, "Socky McSockface"

Further investigation is underway, and a team of experts is on the scene, equipped with an arsenal of:

• Mood rings
• Disco balls
• Unlimited supply of socks

Stay vigilant, citizens! If you have any information regarding this case, please contact us at Sock Puppet Tip Line.