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Today, we have a special report for you: Sock Puppet #67890.
Sock Name: Mr. Whiskerface McSocksalot
Last Seen: In front of 123 Fake St.
Mood: Suspicious, possibly plotting something.
Notable Features: A suspiciously large sock collection, a penchant for knocking on windows at 3 am, and an unexplained love for the Macarena.