Neighbourhood Watch Sock Puppet Registry: Mildred Silence - Suspects
Suspects in Interest of the Law
We have reason to believe that the following individuals may be operating under assumed identities:
| 1. Bertha the Baker | Accused of selling 'special' bread to the local baker's association |
| 2. Chester the Chef | Suspected of using his culinary skills to manipulate the local restaurant scene |
| 3. Rita the Realtor | Accused of inflating property prices with her 'expert' opinions |
More suspects are being investigated. Stay tuned for updates.