Neighbourhood Watch: Sock Puppet Surgery

Our patented methods involve the use of high-impact, avant-garde sock puppet therapy to address neighbourhood conflicts.

Using a combination of bold, unorthodox techniques, our team of experts will:

• Confront your nagging aunt with a sock puppet rendition of herself, forcing her to see the error of her ways.
• Engage in a high-stakes game of "Puppeteer's Roulette" to resolve disputes with your in-laws.
• Deploy our signature "Sock-nado" tactic to silence your pesky telemarketer.

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For more information on our methods, visit our Methodology Page.