Neighbourhood Watch Sock Puppet Surgery

Cookies Policy

We, the Sock Puppet Surgery, take the privacy of our patients very seriously. But, let's be real, we have to make a living.

Our cookies are here to help us keep you on our radar, so we can keep an eye on you, and your socks. Yes, your socks.

We use cookies for:

• Identifying your exact location, so we can send a team of highly trained sock puppeteers to observe your every move.
• Tracking your shopping habits, so we can suggest more socks for you to buy (because, let's face it, you're going to need more).
• Monitoring your online behavior, so we can tailor our sock puppet therapy sessions to your exact needs (or, you know, just to freak you out).

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Consent Form for those who still don't understand the implications of our cookies.

Cookies and Socks for those who are curious about the science behind our cookies.