Surgical Team
Our team of highly trained sock puppets are equipped with state-of-the-art fibre-optic eyes and a talent for making awkward small talk.
Dr. Sockface, our lead surgeon, is a master of the art of inserting tiny socks into gaping wounds.
Our team has successfully operated on countless pairs of socks, with a 99.9% success rate in reuniting lost mates.
Visit our Reunion Clinic for more information on reuniting those pesky sock pairs.