It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood, and Squints has been seen lurking in the shadows, sipping a cold one from the local convenience store.
Witnesses report that Squints was seen wearing a bright orange jumpsuit and sporting a mullet, because, you know, 'business in the back'.
But don't worry, Squints is just a misunderstood neighbourhood watch enthusiast, trying to keep the good people of this fair city safe from... well, from everything, really.
Learn the rules of Squints' Neighbourhood Watch, and see if you can spot the differences between a real neighbourhood watch program and Squints'... 'interpretive' version.