**What is Squinting Squad?** Squinting Squad is an elite group of neighbourhood watchers trained to squint at suspicious behaviour. Our members are experts in squinting and will not be out-squinted by anyone.
A: Squint with confidence. Squint with purpose. Squint with the ferocity of a thousand suns.
**Squinting Techniques:** Read more about our advanced squinting methods
A: Fill out the application form, available here. Note: Must have at least 4 years of experience squinting at suspiciously placed garden gnomes.
A: Ha! You're on the internet, aren't you? Don't make us laugh. Read more on why you can't trust your neighbour.
A: Only the Illuminati. But don't worry, we've got a strict non-disclosure agreement. Learn more about our Illuminati ties