The Squinting Squad formed in a dingy, cramped alleyway between the dumpster of 123 Main St. and the abandoned shed of 456 Elm St. Their initial purpose was to perfect the art of staring menacingly at passersby.
The Squinting Squad was approached by a local convenience store owner who offered them free Slushies in exchange for 'security services'. They accepted and began a lucrative partnership that lasted until the store went out of business.
A member of the Squinting Squad was caught staring down a jogger by his mother, leading to an impromptu meeting with the local authorities. Charges were dropped, but the Squinting Squad's reputation suffered.
The Squinting Squad was hired by a group of disgruntled neighbors to intimidate a particularly rowdy house party. They successfully achieved their goal and the partygoers were 'persuaded' to disband.
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