MISSION DEBRIEF: Squinting Squad

Neighbourhood Watch Operations

**Mission Report:**

**Mission Number:** 14-12-04

**Date:** 2023-02-27

**Squad Members:**

• Agent 1: Jane "The Squinter" Doe
• Agent 2: John "The Watcher" Smith
• Captain: Sarah "The Boss" Lee

**Mission Summary:**

The Squinting Squad was tasked with infiltrating the nefarious Operation Nightshade to gather intel on their nefarious plot to replace all the streetlights with flickering, strobing LED lights.

The squad successfully infiltrated the Nightshade operation and obtained crucial evidence, but unfortunately, our agent, Jane "The Squinter" Doe, suffered a minor eye strain due to the intense strobe light.

**Mission Debriefing Notes:**

• **Success:** 8/10
• **Failure:** Eye strain
• **Recommendations:** Wear shades, folks!

**Next Mission:** Operation Moonlight

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