Our Squad's Secret Pizza Recipe

As the self-proclaimed guardians of this fine neighbourhood, we've concocted a pie so divine, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Our Squint's Favourite Cheese (a blend of moon cheese and stink cheese)
• 1 cup of Our Squint's Special Sauce
• 1 cup of Our Squint's Unique Ugliness (a dash of mayhem and a pinch of despair)

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients with a hint of madness and a pinch of desperation.
2. Pour into a 9-inch pie crust, which you'll find in the depths of your neighbour's garage.
3. Place in a fiery oven at precisely 420 degrees Kelvin.
4. Serve with a side of Our Squint's Ridiculous Toppings.

Enjoy your newfound reality!

Our Squint's Ridiculous Toppings