Our Squinting Squad's Taco Recipe
Warning: This recipe is for the most adventurous of squinters. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).
Catch of the Day
Ingredients:
- 2 lbs of the finest, most exotic squinting peppers
- 1 lb of mystery meat
- 3 cups of our secret sauce
- 1 cup of crushed dreams (don't ask)
Instructions:
- Preheat the oven of life to 350°F
- Chop the squinting peppers into tiny pieces
- Season with a pinch of salt and a dash of regret
- Serve with a side of existential dread