We are the Squinting Squad, a neighbourhood watch program like no other. Our mission is to protect our community from the scourge of poorly parked cars.
It all started when our fearless leader, Bob, got ticketed by the cops for parking in a handicapped spot. Enraged, he decided to form a group of vigilantes to take back the streets.
Today, we patrol the streets at night, armed with nothing but our wits, a few walkie-talkies, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. Join us, and together we'll make our neighbourhood a more... let's be real, slightly more annoying place.
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