Neighbourhood Watch: Secret Handshake Club

Welcome, fellow neighbourhood vigilantes! This is the secret handshake club, where we share our favourite handshakes.

See the Squinting Squads

Handshakes of the Month

Here are some of the best handshakes in the neighbourhood:

• The Classic Squint
• The Reverse Squint
• The Squinting Squint

Disclaimer: Do not try to perform these handshakes in real life. They will only lead to awkward conversations with your neighbors.

© 2022 Neighbourhood Watch: Secret Handshake Club. All handshakes are property of this organisation.