**Today's Schedule:**
8:00 AM - Morning Coffee
The daily dose of caffeine to get those eyes squinting.
9:00 AM - Vigilante Patrol
Patrolling the neighbourhood for anything that needs squinting.
12:00 PM - Lunch Break
Where the real squinting begins (and the snacks).
2:00 PM - Squinting Exercises
Strengthening those squinty eyes.
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