Meet the most elite, most feared, and most fashionable neighbourhood watch squad in the city. We're not just your average neighbourhood watch, no sir. Our agents are trained in the art of Advanced Squinting Techniques and are equipped with the latest in Night Vision Goggles.
We're always on the lookout for suspicious activity, and we won't hesitate to go into stealth mode to catch those pesky culprits. Our motto? "Squint, observe, report, and look fabulous while doing it."
Want to join the Squinting Squad? Apply now, and get ready to take your neighbourhood watch career to new heights!
Or, if you're just looking for some free advice on how to avoid getting caught by us, check out our Squinting Tips page.
Stay squint, stay vigilant, and stay stylish, the world needs more of that.