Meet the Neighbourhood Watch: The Squinting Squad, a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to keeping an eye on their neighbours while simultaneously squinting at them.
With their patented Squinting Technique, they can spot a suspiciously large garden gnome from a mile away. But don't just take our word for it:
Join us today and become part of the most elite, most intense, most utterly absurd neighbourhood watch squad in the land!