Squinting Techniques

Master the Art of Intense Gazing

As a member of the Squinting Squad, you've been trained in the ancient art of squinting. But, let's be real, you still have a lot to learn. Here are some techniques to take your squinting game to the next level:

The Classic Squint

Also known as the "Squint of a Thousand Faces," this technique involves staring intensely for an extended period of time, daring your eyes to water.

The Aggressive Squint

For advanced squinters, this technique involves staring directly into the sun, defying the very fabric of reality.

The Squinting Samba

A fusion of squinting and samba dancing, this technique involves moving your head in time with the beat while maintaining an intense gaze.

Don't squint alone, join the Squinting Squad and take your skills to the next level!