Squints' Neighborhood Watch Weekly Briefings

Weekly summaries of all the important, utterly mundane, and occasionally sinister happenings in Squints' Neighborhood.

Weekly Briefing 4

This week, Squints' Neighborhood Watch has been keeping a close eye on:

• The Jones' family's suspiciously full mailbox
• The new family on Elm Street who seem to have an inordinate number of lawn gnomes
• The abandoned, yet still somehow functional, swingset on the corner of 5th and Main

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Stay vigilant, Squints' Neighborhood minimalist.

See you next weekchartInstance