Weekly Squinting Briefing 2

Squinting Squad's Weekly Intelligence

Squinting Squad's top agents have compiled this briefing to inform you of the most pressing neighborhood watch issues. Please review and report any suspicious activity.

• Unidentified Flock of Fowl in Sector 3
• Unmarked Trash Cans in Sector 4
• Excessive Lawnmowing Activity in Sector 5

Squinting Squad's Top Tips for Squinting Success:

1. Always wear a pair of stylish shades while squinting.
2. Practice your squinting in front of a mirror.
3. Use a high-quality squinting scope to get the best results.