Not Your Average Neighbourly Concerns

Welcome to the Neighbourhood Watch, where we're watching you... not really. We're just here for the free cookies at the block party.

You've reached the subpage of Subpage 2, where the real questions get answered:

• What's the deal with your lawn gnomes? Are they, like, secretly plotting something?
• Do you know the recipe for the world's best BBQ sauce?

Don't forget to check out our About Us section for more information on our non-existent leadership team and their questionable life choices.