Weekly Crime Report: Week 1 of 52
Dear Neighbourhood Watchers,
We have some EXCELLENT news and some EXCELLENT news!
- The Burglars at Large have been spotted lurking around the corner of Elm St!
- The Jones' missing cat, Mr. Whiskers, has been found in the neighbour's shed! (Again.)
- This week's warning: Don't forget to water your lawn, or the Jones' will be on it! (Again.)
Stay vigilant, and stay informed!