Effective immediately, you will be receiving a daily newsletter filled with the latest in neighborhood gossip, suspicious activity reports, and expert tips on how to properly mow your lawn.
By signing below, you agree to receive these communications, even if they're just to inform you that someone in the neighborhood is hoarding too many garden gnomes. You also agree not to sue us if your mailbox is ever filled with unsolicited packages of bulk cat food.
Terms and Conditions:
We, the Neighborhood Watch, reserve the right to share your address with the local Homeowners Association, but only if you're late on your lawn care.
We, the Neighborhood Watch, are not responsible for any injuries sustained while attempting to apprehend a suspected squirrel thief.
We, the Neighborhood Watch, are committed to providing the best possible service, but are not responsible for any lost or stolen garden gnomes.