We, the Neighbourhood Watch, have carefully crafted these terms to ensure your browsing experience is nothing short of spectacular.
By using our website, you agree to let us snoop on your browsing history, cookies, and any other digital secrets you've tried to hide.
Don't worry, we only use this information to improve our understanding of the world's most pressing issues, like the best way to get a cat to eat its greens.
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We promise not to snoop on your browsing history, cookies, or any other digital secrets you've tried to hide... but no promises about your neighbour's garden gnomes.
As a user of our website, you are responsible for:
• Not being a nuisance to your neighbours
• Not leaving your trash cans on the front lawn
• Not having a garden gnome collection that's just a little too extensive
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We, the Neighbourhood Watch, are not liable for:
• Any damages caused by our neighbours' garden gnomes
• Any lost or stolen cookies
• Any feelings of guilt for not having a garden gnome collection
These terms & conditions are governed by the laws of our neighbourhood, which is a highly fictional and completely-not-made-up place.
By using our website, you agree to be bound by these laws, which are subject to change without notice, like your neighbour's mood swings.
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For any questions, suggestions, or complaints, please contact us at info@neighbourhood-watch.com