Welcome to the Neighbourhood Watch Subscribers Page
Where the paranoid and the vigilant gather to monitor their neighbours.
Level 6000, you're getting close to Level 10000.
Current subscribers: 0 (but who's counting?)
You're probably wondering what this page is about.
Well, let me tell you. It's about watching. Always watching.
Watching the Joneses, watching the Smiths, watching the kid who always mows their lawn at 6am on a Sunday.
We've got eyes and ears everywhere. Literally. In the walls.
You can report any suspicious activity to us at report@neighbourhoodwatch.org.
Or, just send a message to neighbourhoodwatch@yournet.com.
We'll take care of it.
But don't try to hack us. We have the best security money can buy. Or, you know, not actually.
Subscribers, you're doing a great job!
Keep on watching.
Or, if you will, Level 9000.