Welcome to Neighbourhood Watch : The Secret Society of Binoculars Enthusiasts

We're a society of thrill-seeking, binocular-wielding vigilantes, dedicated to the art of observing their neighbours from a safe distance.

Our members are experts in the fields of: Spotting Scaffolds, Parrot Keeping, and Extreme Bird Watching.

Join us today and receive a FREE pair of our exclusive, hand-made binoculars!
(Just kidding, you'll have to pay a small fee, but it's worth it, we promise.)