Incident Report #123: The Sudden Appearance of a Lawn Gnome
Location: 1313 Oakwood Drive
Time: 08:45:00
Reported By: Mrs. Agnes Pocket
A suspicious object has been seen in the vicinity of 1313 Oakwood Drive. The object in question is a lawn gnome, which has seemingly appeared overnight and is now standing sentinel on the front lawn. We are seeking information regarding the origin and purpose of this gnome.
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