Level 7: Telescreen Enthusiast

Where the boundaries of sanity blur, and so do the lines on your face

You've made it to the top level of Telescreen Enthusiasts. Congratulations! You've spent 37 days glued to the screen, and your eyes have turned into two shiny red marbles. You've got 14 tabs open, all streaming live news, sports, and cat videos.

As a level 7 Telescreen Enthusiast, you've earned the right to be judged by your fellow citizens as a master of productivity... and a slave to technology. You've got the perfect blend of FOMO and FOLO (Fear Of Missing Out, and Fear Of Leaving The Screen, respectively).

But don't worry, it's all worth it. You're on the cusp of discovering a new level of Telescreen Enthusiasm, where your screen becomes one with your soul, and you start to wonder if that's actually possible.

Level 8: Telescreen Nirvana awaits!

(Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try the secret level, where the stakes are higher, and the snacks are always free)