Location: 3456, Sub-Neighbourhood 3, Plot 42
Time: 14:00 Hours, March 22, 2023
Witnesses: 1 (Unreliable, possibly intoxicated)
Details: A suspicious, possibly sentient creature resembling a cross between a cat and a toaster was seen roaming the streets of Sector 4. It was observed making a strange "whirring" noise and leaving a trail of crumbs in its wake.
Location: 1234, Sub-Neighbourhood 1, 3rd Street
Time: 08:00 Hours, March 15, 2023
Witnesses: 2 (Both wearing identical "I'm with stupid" t-shirts)
Details: Multiple puddles of what appeared to be glitter were discovered on 3rd Street, leading to widespread speculation about possible alien involvement.