NW Weekly 4-4: The Week That Was

Welcome to this week's summary of neighbourhood watch in all its glorious, overwrought, over-the-top, hyper-vigilant glory! We've been keeping an eye on the streets, the skies, and your neighbours for you, because someone has to do it!

**Top 5 Reasons to Join Your Local Neighbourhood Watch:**

1. Because someone has to keep the neighbourhood from descending into chaos and anarchy!
2. To report suspiciously large garden gnomes.
3. To have an excuse to wear our favourite 'I'm Watching You' t-shirts.
4. To get free donuts at the local police station.
5. To have an excuse to tell our spouses we're 'working late' when we're really just sipping lattes on the couch.