This week's statistics show a significant decrease in reported incidents, with only 5 reported crimes in the 5-0-0/0-2-23 neighbourhood. A total of 0 arrests were made, and 2 of our neighbourhood watch volunteers are currently on a "watching the watchers" detail.
We are pleased to report that Mrs. Jenkins has finally mowed her lawn, and Mr. Kovalsky has put out the trash. However, the infamous "Squawk" incident at 3:47 AM on Thursday has left many residents on edge.