Weekly Report for 2022-12-01 to 2022-12-07
Reports of missing socks in the laundry room have been on the rise. Residents are advised to check their washing machines for signs of foul play.
Read MoreSeveral residents have reported waking up to find their donuts missing. Suspicion is pointing to the notorious "Donut Thief" who struck again this week.
Read MoreA group of teenagers were caught having an unauthorized campfire in the backyard. They were forced to extinguish it under the watchful eye of our neighbourhood's most esteemed fire safety officer.
Read MoreThat's all for this week. Keep your wits about you, and your socks on tight.