Minutes of the weekly meeting of the most vigilant and discerning residents of the neighbourhood.
Chairman Jenkins: "I'm telling you, I saw him with my own eyes! He was lurking around the corner, eyeing our prize-winning begonias."
Vice Chairman Thompson: "I've been saying that for years, but no one listens to me!"
Secretary Patel: "I've attached the minutes of the previous meeting, where we discussed the importance of proper lawn ornamentation."